Shiny Bruxish

I don’t know why some… people, no, FOOLS dislike this shiny. I will always have an unwavering, positive opinion on this masterpiece of Pokémon history. This shiny is the embodiment of flawless. Everyday I thank the lord himself that this dazzling fish has a presence in existence. After writing this, I am going to descend down into the ocean and express my envy to motherfucking Poseidon himself that such a gorgeous creature gets to live in his house. After that, I will be ascending to the not-so-wonderful headquarters of Gamefreak and thank whoever thought of Bruxish’s perfect shiny, then I’ll ask the CEO to give them a raise of 500%. Thank you, Bruxish, for just being featured in my short, miserable life.

Piranha plant

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Poison

Clown

i love you piranha plant bruxish i will always defend u

This shiny is cool

I WISH I COULD GIVE THIS THING NEGATIVE STARS

Pizza ;)

these colors do not go together for me

I know some people like it... but it just looks like dirty pizza to me.

Absolute ASS Pokemon but decent shiny…Oh what IT ISNT CHRISTMA-

them lips

need you to suck me sideways babe,